Mea culpa

I've been slacking. Please forgive. But to be fair, it's summer, and it's nice out, and it's perfect patio weather, and I have some cute shorts that need strutting around in, and... and... and...

Sue me!

Okay, how 'bout to make up for it, I give you something extra special? Hmm? A little something from my back pocket that I've been saving for a rainy day?

Okay. Okay. Okay... Are you ready for this? Hmmm. I don't know if you're ready for this... I mean, this is beyond cute.

*thinks to self: they're not ready for this*

Alright, alright. Cool your jets. Fine. Okay. You're right. You've been patient with my slackage. Okay, I'll show you.

*ahem*

And without further ado, I give you...

*drum roll*

... ETHAN, a.k.a. Potato. Beef's nephew, of former foot crack fame.

This boy can dance. Better than J.T. maybe even. I actually stopped Beef mid-JT to get a viewing of this video... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONCERT!

Those "hips"? I mean, he's like Elvis with those hips! The finger point at the end? Serious choreography people. Jazz hands, etc.

And please note the song in the background?! Um, yeah. That's "Hot Legs" by ZZ Top...